Showing posts with label Classic Quotated. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Classic Quotated. Show all posts

Monday, June 17, 2024

Episode #227: How Reading Ye Olden Newspapers Shaped My Writing

Full moons are very cool in my neck of the woods. Reminds me that the simplest things in the universe often bring the greatest amount of pleasure.

I have mentioned periodically over the past seventeen years of blogging, that one of my very first state agency jobs was working at the Connecticut State Library {1996-2003}, first as clerk, then later as an office assistant in a sub department called The Connecticut Newspaper Project, then later in a regular department called History/Archives (this moniker to differentiate from the History/Genealogy department). 

I wrote almost two dozen posts about my time spent there at my very first blog, Cedar's Mountain, which you will find at this link called Library, covering mostly newspaper humor and old newspapers in general.

Having to read 18th thru early 20th century newspapers to get certain types of information for things like programming reels of microfilm or determining a publishing schedule (tri-weeklies were very much a given in the 18th and 19th century), along with reading multiple versions of historical events (like reading three different versions of Rudolf Valentino's 'sudden' death) gave me a deeper appreciation of what actual journalists had to go through.

Back then, newspapers & periodicals were often the only form of entertainment available to the general public. Books were usually too expensive for the general masses to consume, so it often fell to the newspapers to keep people well informed and entertained. This required publishers to churn out massive quantities of very dense articles of all persuasions to keep the masses hooked, so to speak.

This in turn required the writer/journalist to churn out very precise and overly informative articles, which is why if you look at a typical newspaper from the 19th century, most stories often ran two or more full newspaper length columns, with incredibly tiny print (if I remember correctly, the font size was usually between 3 & 5 point; for modern comparison I would say the standard text on a back of any state's lottery ticket should suffice) but packed with loads of information. I would also say that, unlike today's non-tabloid style newspaper, the average size of a newspaper page was doubled the size of a page from say, the New York Times.

I spent a lot of time reading those very informative stories, digesting the often standard style of how the story was written and the kind of information contained (back then, the only words that were actually censored were curse words. seriously). I would like to think that these old newspapers had influenced the way I went about performing my descriptive writing style. To this day, I sincerely believe that my descriptive writing is still my strongest suit, and reading those early newspapers still has a continuing influence on how I write (see last week's blog post on how I choose character names as an example of this influence).

I've had a lot of fun tripping down my memory lane in order to write this blog post. Truth be told, it still remains my absolute favorite state agency job to have during my almost 25 years of state employment {1996-2020}. In fact, to borrow a former football owner's catch phrase about his commercial product, I enjoyed my trip so much that I have decided to revisit my time spent working with old newspapers at the Library with a newish series of blog posts about them. So prepare yourself for this ye olden gentleman to gently pontificate about the curious history of old newspapers, from a purely observational viewpoint.


{c} 2024 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, July 10, 2023

Episode #180: I Gots The Music In Me Still

A flashback pic to give you the warm fuzzies, which fits perfectly with the link in this post, which is also a flashback to when I was slightly popular in the blog world.

I went tripping through my Cedar's Mountain blog archives, because why not, trying to come up with a suitable topic that, a} haven't worked to death and b} a topic that I actually like.

So, I found an old link to a favorite topic that meets my two basic requirements: minimal linkage and what links are there, actually work. So the blog post in question, from October 2010 (yes, I've been blogging for that long), meets those two basic requirements.

The topic in question is music. Now granted, I have not listened to a boatload of music this year for a few legitimate reasons: a} when I do drive, I'm usually listening to a podcast; b} when I'm walking I'm usually listening to a podcast or c} swap out podcast and substitute MLB (I pay for the audio portion of the app, so I'm gonna get my money's wroth). So that basically leaves transcribing on the computer.

And even then, I'm kind of limited with my choices, in that the one piece record player is broken (plug connection needs to be fixed) so...NO VINYL FOR ME!, which leaves my c.d. player (lots of c.d.'s) and YouTube. Now, I know you're speaking to the screen and saying, "wait, wut?!", but hear me out.

Just like the link to the blog post below, I also have a hankerin' for acoustic string instruments. In this particular case, it's classical guitar and RPG influenced fantasy music. This is basically an offshoot of the classical music that I had written about a few years ago when I was doing some hardcore editing/writing in the dining room, where I had relocated my den to after the basement flood. At that time I think I listened to about 50+ hours of all kinds of instrumentals, including all kinds of classical, folk and movie soundtracks.

So as I've gotten older, my musical palette has expanded to include some genres that the average person would go, "ewww." if they were exposed to it. But for me, when it comes to writing on my computer, it works for me. So without further hubris, please check out this post from my blog archives that touches upon this very topic, and see just how my musical tastes have evolved over the past thirteen years.

From the Cedar's Mountain blog archives dated October 25, 2010, called "What I Am Is What I Like"


{c} 2023 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, August 8, 2022

Episode #135: Dad's Stomach Is A-Growlin'


Not even remotely sure where I'd originally dug this up from all those years ago, but hey, maybe it's a new version of Don Quixote.

So Dad, or perhaps I should start calling myself Old Grandad, eh (note, to go further on the website, you have to verify your age), is feeling a bit peckish at the moment.

Before we delve any further in today's beefy topic, we must give a minor writing update on Hot Mess. Currently we're in the process of writing chapter 19, which I'm deducing is possibly the midway point of the novel. The present word count stands at 69.7k words, so I'm quite happy about that. At my current pace it looks like I should finish either slightly south of 100k or slightly north of 100k. I'm personally guessing slightly north, judging by the amount of words written so far.

Now, with the update out of the way, today's beefy topic is lunch. I had originally visited this topic, along with breakfast and dinner, in November 2012 (yeah, I've been blogging that long), and I strongly suggest you clink on the link for some good old fashioned humor about the that particular meal of the day.

Lunch has radically changed for me in the preceding 10 years, in that what I eat is a little more healthier and a lot more routine. Being retired going on two years has allowed me, for better or worse, to badly tweak my lunch routine.

One thing that has remained disgustingly the same is that I go in long stretches of eating the same thing Mon thru Fri. Seriously. Because a lot of what I eat is directly tied to my diabetes, there is a tendency to stick with the same thing repeatedly.

To whit: we did PB&J (natural and sugar free respectively); when we got tired of that, we switched to tuna salad sandwiches, complete with a plethora of hot sauces; then we changed to chicken salad sandwiches; after getting tired of sandwiches, we switched to lunchables (both Oscar Meyer and Armout).

Then to start saving some money, we started doing our own version of lunchables, using tuna salad, then switching to PB&J, then to buying packages of bite sized salami and bar cheese, and finally, we're now using the Armour version of Spam called Treet., along with hot sauce and salsa.

Keep in mind that these were like month-long stretches in eating each particular type. And of course, you can't forget the other parts of lunch. Like pickles, which we started with gherkins, then switched to spears, then to hamburger dill chips, then finally bread and butter (not sugar-free which is gross) chips. 

Then we switch over to chips. First we went with the snack size of Lay's chips varieties, then we switched to store brand corn chips (saving money here), then we switched to Capp Fries, and finally, oyster crackers (again, saving money).

Can't forget about the liquid refreshments. For an extended period we did Cape Cod soda cans, then switched to teas, crystal light drinks, then finally bottled water. Btw, water is bland, so at one point we used those single serve powder mixers, but switched off due to chemical warfare, so bland water it is.

Finally, we get to dessert. Almost 97% of the time, it's been fruit. Plums, nectarines, apples (red, golden, granny) and bananas. The other 3% were things like sugar free cookies.

On the weekends it changes only slightly, in that about 97% of the time, we do Banquet chicken nugget dinners for lunch. Yes, very cheap and it fills a necessary need. The only 3% is covered by fast food, usually dictated by abnormal events of the given day.

So, that is the annoying sameness that is my Sunday thru Saturday lunch. The joys of having a long term medical issue dictates what you eat for lunch is just so....peachy keen fine wonderful goodness. As SpongeBob would say, "JOY!!!!"

There is no joy in Hooterville today, for Arnold The Pig has become beefy pork chops and picked pig knuckles for the community picnic.

{c} 2022 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, August 1, 2022

Episode #134: Dad Is In Fine Fettle Today

I was ganged up on by these guys this past Friday in the drive thru. Man, if you thought ravens have attitude issues, Canadian geese are 100 times worse.

Dear old Dad had nothing on tap for a topic to write about this week, as life got in the way of writing and blogging.

So today's blog post is gonna be a deep dive of the archives from my first blog, Cedar's Mountain. I do hope that you'll enjoy these classic posts from yesteryear.

The first in question features some very old e-mail humor from 2000, about various products with stupendously stupid label instructions, called Humor Circa The 20th Century.

Next up, a sample of some free form fiction and a humor filled e-mail from somewhere long ago. The fiction is moi, and the poem is entitled, "Frenemy". Overall, the post is called Fluffernutter

Number three on our hit parade is Coffee!!! Specifically, a cartoon featuring Grimm & Mother Goose, with links to Dave Grohl and Squeeze (links are still good).

Number four with a bullet is one about feeling really, really old. For proper context, i'm 57. Which means stuff from when I was growing up would make people in their mid 20's squeal like a pig about retro vintage stuff. Either way, if you're under the age of 40, you're probably not gonna appreciate what your elders went through. This one is simply called, So You Feel Old, Eh?

And finally, number five is actually from another one of my olden blogs called Father Nature's Corner. This one was around from 2013-2017, which was during one of my down cycles and after I had spend some time blogging on Tumblr (nuked that blog). 

Unfortunately, this blog's archive was a cringe-worthy trek of posts featuring broken links and YouTube purged videos. It took me quite awhile to find something, and it happens to be an old YT video featuring a Rube Goldberg machine. Simply called Still The Untitled Post.

I sincerely hope you've enjoyed this tiny trip down memory lane and hopefully by next Monday, I'll have a proper post for everyone to enjoy. Happy Star Trek!


{c} 2022 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, May 23, 2022

Episode #124: Can Dad String Multiple Words Together?

Pic taken last decade, but it still sums up my feelings for the beginning of summer, artificial as it may be {the water fountain that is}.

So today, we've introduced a new tag for our blog, entitled "Hot Mess". Why? Because, one, I can be a certain sex activity when the mood strikes me, and two, my new project is a "hot mess", so....it seemed right. Right?

Right.

I recently finished up with my note taking, all 8 pages worth, and my note taking lived up to the current descriptor and then some. What I was able to ascertain was this, and keep in mind, this was my mindset circa 2011.

1} I was slavishly devoted to using the Roman/Greek/Other Ethnicity Gods/Goddesses for character names, usually to the detriment of the story, and this was no exception. And I should add that I was getting seriously interested in the concepts/beings that populated Heaven/Hell/Purgatory.

2} I was hip deep in writing very bad (as in unhealthy) scenes of unmitigated violence. Of all types, and we'll leave it at that.

3} I was also firmly entrenched in having my male MC be human while my female MC was a hybrid.

4} For this story, I was mixing up/blending worlds very....strangely. By strange, I mean I was using Earth, an alternate universe, and apparently, the makings of an alternate-alternate universe. Yeah, I was...off.

So those were the four main ideas I was able to pick up on, in addition to quite a few side tangents along the way as well. And after letting it all digest/percolate for a couple of days, off to handwriting I went. One thing that I am noticing with this rewrite, is that I'm not doing two pages of handwritten for one page of print. Instead, I'm doing about one and a third for each print page. For example, I'm just finishing page 20 while at print page 11. So I'm recognizing that I had a lot of excess verbiage in the original story.

And now for something out of the ordinary.

I have no G-rated e-mails left to share, as everything that I have left could be considered offensively cringey by today's woke standards, so I won't share. Instead, I have a piece of self-deprecating humor to share with you. Back in the day, I was often fond of poking fun at myself on the blog, mostly by coming out on the short end of a few animated discussion with my muse {btw, my muse is female}. So I would like to share a piece of fiction with you all. Hope you like, and have a fantastic week as well.

Monday, February 28, 2022

Episode #112: How Womanly Are My Characters?

It's actually a fake frowny face, since I decided to take a picture of her as she was getting ready to blow out her b'day candles. So she decided to flash for me a proper "smile" for the occasion. 

Ahhh, the joys of having your youngest turn official drinking age and buying her first official IPA, which is what this generation now prefers to drink these days. Does not hearken to my days of youth, since I don't like beer. But, I digress.

As per the norm as of late, here we are talking about the Average American Novel yet again. Last week, we talked about how manly our male characters were. Today, we talk about how womanly badass our female characters are and how they came to be written that way.

No updated word count as this week was spent doing the family taxes {bleech icky-poo} and the chapter I'm currently working on is the next to last chapter, where all the principals involved meet for the final showdown.

Female MC

So I've basically done a total 180 when it comes to writing my female characters. While I've latched onto the idea of "using sex as a weapon" almost from day one of writing, I've also latched, quite firmly I might add, to the idea of writing them as very strong independent {aka badass} women who will use whatever they have at their immediate disposal to get the current problem resolved, no matter what it may be.

I have met/made friends with a plethora of women who are, in varying degrees, badass individuals. They take no prisoners, give no quarters, and can compete/excel with any given scenario. So I try to write all of my female characters, from major players to minor throwaways, with those particular traits in varying degrees.

In this story, I have two such women who fall under that category: Alexia Tomas and her sister Xandra.

She is the semi-abused wife of Bradley, who has made everyone who had the misfortune of having contact with her, paying for that contact. She is also a hybrid, which is a character trait that I began exploring with this particular story, as previously I was exploring the concept of using a symbiont in my stories {got the idea from Star Trek: DS9}. The hybrid concept {half human/half animal} really took off after this story and has since become a permanent part of my writings.

Xandra is her symbiont sister who has control over her tail, talks to her sister telepathically and is basically her conscience and soul. Additionally, not only she has become a defacto tour guide to exploring who she is, but also what she is and how she can unlock/explore her hidden traits/potentials more fully.

I would like to point out that with female characters, roughly 90% of those that I've written/created are people of color {to use the current vernacular}. I don't dwell on that particular notion for any lengthy period of time beyond a brief less than a paragraph length initial description before moving on. Always felt most comfortable creating my characters as people of color and always will.

I make it a point to make sure that while the main sibling has dominant control over the body, she can at times, give up that control to her younger sibling at any time and in turn, trade places with her sister in controlling the other pertinent body parts {e.g. hair and tail}. She does that whenever she believes that her sister would benefit from some life experiences.

Basically it really boils down to finding my comfort zone in writing my characters, and the way I decide to portray both sexes/genders, with some tweaking as a particular story progresses, is what works best for me.

Time now for our weekly flashback to my 1st blog. Cedar's Mountain, and to the specific year of 2011, when my blogging was still poking its head through the clouds festooned with popularity. Today's ye olden flashback gem is from February 28, 2011, and it covers the wonderful topic of cliches. It's a bit long, as back then I used to perform free-form blogging. In my tiny world, free-from blogging is where I just get sick with verbal diarrhea and the words simply pour onto the screen, starting with the post title, which is about 17 words long. 

Because I cherish the readers, casual or otherwise, that I do have, we will simply use the phrase, Cliches Are Fun, for a jumping off point. Enjoy and have a fantastic rest of the week.

{c} 2022 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, February 21, 2022

Episode #111: How Manly Are My Characters?

One of the many, many food items that my family partook in this past Thanksgiving, which was brought by a dear cousin who I haven't seen since '19 {and you can guess the reason why}. And I do believe there were no leftovers to this monstrosity.

So here we are with another scintillating post about the Average American Novel, with topic of choice being how I came up with the main characters of the story and  the other assorted details associated with it.

But first, a word count update, since I've managed to complete two more chapters.

Overall word total: 42,882.
Handwritten: 20,062.
Percentage: 46.7%.

Not too shabby here, especially since the main goal is to have at least 50% of this novel being handwritten first, before transcription. I must admit, I am enjoying myself doing it this way, because at the bare minimum, going at this turtle pace is allowing me to properly concentrate on where the story is and how I need to get to where the ending is in the most sensible way possible.

Anyways, back to the topic of choice: characters.

Back in 2011, I had a baker's dozen of main characters and another baker's dozen and a half of throwaway characters originally written for this story. Suffice to say, that was way too many people to keep track of, so when I got to recreating this story from scratch, roughly 85% of those characters were either pitched or turned into major/minor throwaways. 

The reason as to why I make a distinction for my throwaways, is that the minors are basically those who simply fulfill a need for a scene arc {e.g. a bartender, a waiter, a henchman} before being taken out to the woodshed to be turned into kindling; while the majors are semi-throwaways, in that there's no real in-depth info dump on them, but they periodically pop up throughout the story to properly move key scenes a particular way.

With that out of the way, this week's post I will talk a little bit about my main male characters and explain why I wrote them the way that I did for the story. Next week I will talk a little bit about the important female characters in my story.

Male MCs

Just about all of my male MCs fall into two basic categories: Walter Mitty-esque types and those who are supremely self-confident in the own skin and aren't afraid to let you know.

For those who do not remember the story "The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty" nor the film featuring Danny Kaye, Walter Mitty is a mild-mannered severely hen-pecked husband who daydreams feats of daring-do/courage/bravery while running errands with his shrew of a wife.

I've always liked that particular combination of a man {or what we now call a keyboard commando} and strove to use that caricature/trope almost from day one of my writing, and yes that includes blogging, whenever possible. I've managed over the years to really refine that trope to the point where it doesn't stick out like a very bad toupee, by applying a unique twist to it.

So, my first Walter Mitty-esque character for this still untitled story, Jon Morris, starts off like that particular trope: a bit hen-pecked with fits of badassness against those who do not matter. But in this case, the hen-pecking actually starts when he has to deal his boss's wife, because she's a hybrid learning the ropes of what she can and can't do, so she's basically making it without faking it.

The second Walter Mitty-esque character is Jon's boss Bradley, who is basically a wannabe BMOC, but folds a little while under pressure. He basically uses people to his advantage, before discarding them like yesterday's stale bread once he's done with them. In this story, he's basically everyone's tool and he doesn't know until the bitter end that he is one.

My final character falls into the latter category of being a badass and being supremely confident of their badassness. Terrance Torquicelli, called T.T. for short, is the kingpin of his organization and is know far and why as one not to be trifled with. He does some truly despicable things in the beginning that makes him amoral, but eventually changes to play the short game, all the while keeping his personal morals separate from business. He doesn't apologize for what he does, except beyond saying/implying it was just business.

It's flashback time, one again. This time we're exploring the month of February 2011 for ye olden post, and I must say, while some of the posts that were written some 11 years ago were incredibly long, more than a few had a ton of broken links {that is, no longer exists}, which made it a bit problematical to find something good.

But I did have success! I found ye olden post from Valentine's Day featuring a piece flash fiction harking back to simpler times of youth, and which an actual functioning YT link. Published on February 14, 2011, this post is called 60% Of A Key. Please enjoy one of my better attempts at flash fiction.

{c} 2022 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, February 14, 2022

Episode #110: Pffft. How Hard Can It Be?

Another sculpture pic from my local mall, which surprisingly enough, is doing quite well these days, even though they have about a dozen scattered empty storefronts and one very empty anchor retailer. By the way, this mall is roughly near my age {56} in years of existence.

Today's post is once again about The Average American Novel, and starting with this post, I thought it would be fun to track my word count and the various tangents associated with it. This tracking idea came about the same time I'd decided to write this out via pen-paper then transcribing it to the computer {I'd covered the reasoning for this in post #108}. So the stats for the book are as follows:

Total word count: 37,666.
Total handwritten: 14,846.
Total % handwritten: 39.4%.

Scary that over one-third of my story is comprised of four chapters completely handwritten {I believe I have a minimum four chapters left to write}, which with my hands is quite an accomplishment indeed.

As I'd briefly alluded to in a prior post, I do enjoy trying to work in a few aspects of my home state {Connecticut}, as well as my hometown and surrounding areas {including a mountain} into the story. In the original iteration of this story, I went a tad overboard, as newbies are wont to do when writing, with the descriptions of the various parts of the state I was using in the story.

Like, a painfully over-description of traveling from one town to another that makes me cringe now since it was soooo unneeded for the story; ditto for entering the town and driving to a particular house; to a small(ish) degree the last two settings of the story, although now that I think about it, the mountain one should stay in a modified form.

So this time around, I've really pared down the descriptions for all of the key scenes written so far: apartments, area surrounding the apartments, office/warehouse complex, discreet sex club (with the kinky sex really toned down to an NC-17 level as opposed to the usual X level that I write), the city and of course, two different road trips and roadside diners. As they say, sometimes writing your descriptions should be like writing your throwaway characters, minimalist with just enough details to set the scene/get the point across.

I've also discovered, while gutting the original like a cannery worker does with fish, that a key character that suddenly reappears at the end of the story, as well as being featured in the secondary plot, has no real reason for showing up at the end to begin with other than being used as a prop. The problem will be writing a meaningful part/reason/triggering event that becomes the catalyst for him being there. The solution will be writing a meaningful/reason/triggering event that becomes the catalyst for home being there.

Which will not be as difficult as it sounds, since I'm gutting the entire original chapter(s) to the point where they've become just the basic of all basic outlines to work with. Fun times there.

Next week, we will touch upon the primary characters in the story and how they came about.

In the meantime, since this story was originally written back in 2011, I will share with you another post from 2011 from my very 1st blog, Cedar's Mountain. Back in the day, when I was a worker bee/mindless drone, I was on pretty decent terms with my co-workers, and as such, would often get humorous e-mails forwarded to me. 

This post, from January 23, 2011, was one such e-mail. Entitled Connecticut Barbie, it was a very humorous and quite biting take on Barbie as applied to the various parts of Connecticut. Some of you might really get this as you probably have similarly strange pockets in your state as well. In any event, please enjoy this very humorous post from yesteryear.


{c} 2022 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, January 31, 2022

Episode #108: The Plot Does Thicken, But Only If A Thesaurus Is Used.

The pic was taken at my local mall last Saturday {1/22}, when due to the cold, I did my daily walk there. There about a half dozen of this variously decorated bears scattered about the mall, done by various organizations for charity fundraising.

Last week, I had alluded to elaborating on the finer points to my Average American Novel this week. So come join me on a walk down memory lane to that awesome year of 2011, where life was good and I was still in that decade of my 40's, living large and pretending like I have a say in how my household was run.

This was also the time period where I had a lot, and I mean, A LOT, of energy/motivation for writing stories. I think this was also the same time period where I had gotten bit by the short story bug and was still churning out contend for a now closed short story blog of mine. Anyhow, this was when I had decided to start featuring my personal slices of my town/county/state in my writings, and this was the first real story that I had decided to implement that particular strategy {I'll go scorched earth with some of the elements in later posts}.

So, off I went, writing a story that took me an incredibly long time to figure what the central plot was {this was a common theme back in the first half of the decade: unknown plot while writing}, which I'd eventually settled on being: girl A, is a party with man B, who she secretly has the hots for and ultimately has drunken sex with. Man C, her husband finds out and ultimately dumps her on man B making her his responsibility. Girl A eventually rips off man D, who is a big time drug dealer. Thus, havoc/pandemonium/chaos/violence of all types unfolds, and ultimately, death & destruction rue the day.

Yah. Clear as baseball mud. And while I was on a roll, I had an ingenious idea, because I saw this done elsewhere, of writing a secondary plot that ultimately merges to a semi-satisfying conclusion at the end. Brilliant! Right! Right? Right.

Yah, again. Anywho, we came up with the brilliant idea of having the secondary plot take place at the funeral home. So originally, I wrote about one to three paragraphs tacked on tat the end of the of each chapter. But since I'm re-writing everything, I'm giving its own stand-alone chapter. Do you know how hard it is to flesh out a one to three paragraph snippet into some thing meatier?

Anyways, that's about all I have today for the Average American Novel. Tune in next week when we'll explore a few more random tangents about the story.

And now for something completely different. Specifically, exploring my blogging life from 2011!

Since the Average American Novel had its original birth in 2011, I though it would a little cool to go back in time to that year to see what kind schtuff I was blogging about. This particular snippet came from my 1st blog, Cedar's Mountain, which was around from 2008 thru early 2013. This piece of flash fiction is entitled, They See Your Every Move, and it's pulled from the month of January. Enjoy!

{c} 2022 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, November 29, 2021

Episode #103: I'm Still Here And I'm Still Sitting

The picture to the left is to simply and officially notify one and all that the first measly snowstorm has hit Connecticut. Nothing as even remotely severe as the pic, but more like the panic hysteria that the south gets when they see a snowflake.

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Anywho, I decided to let everyone know that I'm still alive and butt-surfing the chair of mediocrity. However, since originality is still among the missing in action this year {after all, I'm in the process of doing my 3rd re-write, so originality has gone out the window like the entertainment industry hiring the best actors for a given role}, we decided to mine one of my other blogs, in the case Father Nature's Corner, for extra help.

Now unlike my first blog, Cedar's Mountain, which is chock full of interesting content, it was a bit of a struggled to find something worthwhile to mine with this one. With Father Nature's Corner, I was getting a bit more pessimistic with my blogging. It was during that blog in which I was posting to the dark side {Tumblr} as well, so a lot of my posts have tons of broken links {that is, non-functional due to me nuking that blog when I created this blog a few years ago} and some non-functional videos that apparently violated some archaic YT rule that caused them to vanish.

But I did manage to find a post from early 2016 that contains no broken links and a passing reference to my defunct Tumblr blog. This post covers two topics: movies and food.

Specifically, movies with a food based plot lines, and my now adult daughter's dietary change {carnivore to vegetarian} that's now been going on for over 5 1/2 years now.

Now I actually do like these kind of dramas, as I'm always a sucker for these, whether they be theatrical releases, which is what this old post is about, or a Hallmark movie release, which I really did enjoy back when I used to watch the telly.

So let's enter the Yesterday Machine and head back to the spring of 2016, and let's check out four of my favorite food themed movies. Feel free to add yours in the comments below, as well as your thoughts on the vegetarian/vegan lifestyle {although vegan doesn't apply here since daughter does like some dairy products}.


{c} 2021 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Monday, June 7, 2021

Episode #90: Finding Valid Old Stuff To Use Is Complicated

So...the picture kind of goes with the theme of today's post, which is trying to find something old to use that isn't broken. Which in this particular case, is trying to find an old blog post from my vast archives of verbiage that doesn't contain broken links. Like links to YouTube videos that were valid 11 years ago, but now gone due to copyright issues and the like. 

This picture is an example of something that is now invalid. The bear is so long gone that the location can be safely identified as Connecticut. The whale was long ago removed from the building lobby of where I used to be employed at again, it's somewhere in the the state of Connecticut.

Anyways, I eventually found a post in my first blog, Cedar's Mountain, that was usable, as it contained no broken links as well as the remnants of a deep dive into the recesses of that blogger's brain. To be perfectly honest, I can't even tell you, mostly because I don't remember, where I pulled all of the diverse elements that are contained within the post from. I did give proper credit to the blog that had served as inspiration for the title, but other than that, well......actually, now that I've re-read the post a few times, there are footnotes at the bottom, so there was some lucidity associated with the post.

In any event, hold on to your safety belts, because this post, entitled Brain Rot, from the May 14, 2010 edition of Cedar's Mountain, is ready for your perusal, if you're willing to take that challenge.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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Monday, May 31, 2021

Episode #89: Back When I Was Free Formin', I Was Really Free Formin';

Waaaaay back in the early days of the 21st century, my brain was a lot more soluble and malleable than it sits currently. Back then, I used to go to town on what I came to call "free form blogging". Which usually meant that I would find a (very) small tangent to riff on, then really go off all over the roadway like a drunken Mardi Gras reveler for up to a dozen paragraphs or so, before eventually coming to whatever point I was trying to make and slamming the car into park, thus launching myself through the front window at breakneck speed and faceplanting the computer screen.

I haven't seem to do much of that kind of thing lately, as life, combined with a slightly cynical outlook on the world at large today, has left me just about completely uninspired to go off on a major tangent.

So I thought for today's post, we revisit one of those epic free form blog posts from yesteryear, so that we can show people what classic G.B. was all about, much like the picture from the Indianapolis Children's Museum that was taken a few yeas prior to the original publication of the post I'm linking to.

From the Cedar's Mountain blog archives. here is Perpendicular? Not At Albuquerque.

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Monday, May 3, 2021

Episode #85: Love And Marriage, The Married With Children Version

A day late but not a dollar short. Today's post is brought to you by Sunday, whose first name isn't Billy, and by Monday, which is not the color Blue.

Believe it or not, I'm not flying on air, but this year I will be celebrating my 32nd year of wedded bliss.

When I'd first got married, computers weren't really that big of phenomena that they are today, cell/smart phones did not exist, and payphone calls were still a nickel.

Now, computers are splitting time with tablets, the cell phone is now a smartie phone, and if you can find a functioning pay phone, by golly you are BMOC (no matter what your gender may be).

Today's post features yet another successful fishing expedition to the archives of Cedar's Mountain. The post of choice is a little children's not-so-innocent views on the subject of marriage. From the very last post of December 2012, here is the post entitled Kids And Marriage

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Sunday, April 18, 2021

Episode #83: It's Spring Time! And You Know What That Means....Lawn Mowers!

Unlike the song "When It's Springtime In Alaska", where the ending is sad, the ending to "When It's Springtime in Connecticut" is positively frustrating. 

You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about sling blades, mulching, electrical shock treatments from sketchy spark plugs, lots of gasoline vapors, frayed electrical cords and very, very bad Tim Taylor lawn mower driving.

Yes, we all hate it, and we all would love nothing more to turn our yards into an oasis of wildflowers, but sadly in most towns that isn't allowed.

But, believe it or not, there are some people who still wonder why we just don't do exactly mentioned previously. Please enjoy the following conversation between St. Francis of Assisi and his Father Superior.

From the June 24, 2011 Cedar's Mountain blog post entitled, God On Lawn Care.


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Sunday, April 11, 2021

Episode #82: Polishing Up On Your Translations SKills


You may see three dogs chillin' on the couch w/o a care in the world. Because of this post, I see three representations of ineffectual middle management. You know the kind I'm talking about. Those who have but one kind of obsolete skill set that no-one else can do or want to do, so they hang around and around and around and around, ad nauseum.

Any who, today's post features a post from our first blog Cedar's Mountain, and it features the type of skill that that those ineffectual middle management types just might be good at.

Help wanted ads.

Now because these peeps are so good at their job, they developed/polished/refined their own unique language that they created specifically for the classified advert market. Today's post will be about helping you polish up on your translation skills so that when you cone across an advert on whatever digital medium that you use, you'll be instantly be able to tell whether or not you need to run in the opposite direction of that particular company.

From the Cedar's Mountain blog archives, I bring you the February 19, 2012 post entitled, Understanding Job Advertisements.

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Sunday, March 21, 2021

Episode #79: I Feel Like Running To Deja Vu!


Way back in the pre-Covid days, when you could say practically anything and not get punished by Big Tech for it, this is what Autumn on Cedar Mountain used to look like, smell like and be like.

{long record scratch that is overly used in most t.v. shows and videos}

But, we're not here to talk about that. Instead, we are mining another olden blog post from one of my previous blogs, this time the blog known as Father Nature's Corner. This was general purpose blog #2 (5th overall) that was created back when I was well on the way to Blogger burnout and I thought that creating another general purpose blog would help with my burnout {note, it didn't}.

Anywho, the content started taking a semi-dark and cynical turn and the post that I'm featuring for my Classic Quotated hashtag is no exception.

For those who don't know the real me, I've always had a semi-tolerated/completely hate relationship with the telephone, going back to the days when I was a lad and was constantly doing the "I'm not the person you're looking for" spiel for people looking for pere Sr, and not me. And this particular post just continues that particular relationship.

This classic post features my years long hatred of Ally Financing (formerly known as GMAC Financial) in regards to my now paid off car loan. The way my finances worked in a one paycheck household was that more often that not, there were bills that I chose to be late on. This was one such bill. How I handled the phone calls associated with this loan, which happened at least 6 times a year, is the subject of our post. From Father Nature's Corner, I bring to you the October 4, 2015 blog post entitled I Are Aggressive. Enjoy!


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Sunday, March 7, 2021

Episode #77: Re-wash, Re-rinse, Re-repeat


Hello! Welcome to I Have Stories!, where excuses are often masqueraded as pearls of wisdom. As you can probably figure out, 'cause you are one of the smartest readers I has, we're still blipped. With it being tax season and the like, original critical thinking is still sitting on the curb, frantically waving their arms trying to get my attention.

Because of this, we are once again doing a very deep dive of the Cedar's Mountain blog archive, subject label "Humor".

In this particular case, the subset is "computers".

Background: I am old enough to remember using old fashioned computers and the like. I used the Tandy computers in computer class; the BASIC programming language; the 5 1/4 inch floppy discs; cassettes (yes, cassettes were one of the main ways of saving/loading programs); and the most popular computer game at the time was the Oregon Trail

Anyways, this particular piece of poetry may confuse the heck of some of you (like the dial telephone does with today's youth), simply because it covers terms that your parents (if they're north of 50) are familiar with. 

So enjoy this ode to the computer called "A Poem for Computer Users Above the Age of 40", post date 12/10/2012.

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Sunday, February 28, 2021

Episode #76: Wash. Rinse. Repeat.


As we come out of yet another non-agnsty week, we would like to remind everyone that originality has taken a much needed siesta of an unknown length. Because of this much needed break, we are forced to mine once again, all that is provocative, namely my first blog Cedar's Mountain.

Yeah, lots of posts to choose from, and our topic of choice is pop culture.

Being one of the older members of my former hive {by at least two decades} allowed me at times to have very interesting conversations about pop culture. I emphasize "very interesting" because more often than not, I would have to explain, in great detail, some of my pop culture references. 

Yes, I had co-workers whose pop culture awareness stopped in the 1990's and completely bypassed public television.

So when I would say something like "happy white clouds" I would get very odd looks {e.g. "wait...wut?"}, which would then force me to explain in detail, completely with info dump, on what I was saying in reference.

Yes, it did ruin the flow of conversation quite a few times, much to my annoyance. Anywho, the aforementioned quote was intentionally used by me, because the post that I'm linking to features an interesting explanation to that phrase, complete with active video.

So, from the June 13, 2013 edition of Cedar's Mountain, I bring to you the post Making Pop Culture Work.

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Sunday, February 21, 2021

Episode #75: We're Still Blipped


It's still been a somewhat semi-angsty non-work week {emphasis on non, since I is retired}, as the tired old cliche of "Often the best laid plans...." is being offered up to you the reader today.

Things have reached an impasse in regards to the writing front, as I have not been able to move on like I wanted to with my upcoming e-book {which will be titled A Trilogy of Love}, as we were forced to take a minor detour along the way. But I'm pretty certain you don't want to hear me whining about my lack of effort on the writing front yet again. So, instead we're gonna reach into the distant past and talk about an old post from my first blog, Cedar's Mountain. enjoy.

E-mail humor.

Back in the day when I used to have a core group of work friends, we would forward humorous e-mails to each other. Because a lot of us had wicked senses of humor, our e-mails were a bit on the offensive side. One such email contained a brutally funny poem called "Frenemy". The original title of the e-mail escaped me when I had posted this back in mid 2013, so the post was called Fluffernutter {not sure why, but I think the pic had a lot to do with it}.

One thing that will jump out at you is the fact on how incredibly verbose and witty I still was back in the early 2010's. The downhill slide to being really cynical and burnt started in the next year, but for a good 6+ years, I was really funny and witty. This particular post is a good case in post.

From the June 21, 2013 edition of Cedar's Mountain, I bring you the poem called Frenemy.

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Sunday, December 6, 2020

Episode #63: Oopsie! Did I Forget That?

Well, as some people are want to say, that escalated quickly.

This past Friday (12/4), we had to get our furnace fixed. This necessitated the 75% emptying of my den so that the local gas company (massive TL;DR involved here) could do what needed to be done.

When the dust  cleared later in the afternoon, we had a very fully functioning furnace that heated properly both upper floors of our house.

Unfortunately, and as you can imagine, my lovely den is now completely FUBAR (to use the proper acronym). I was eventually able to carve a place reinstall my computer as well as re-hook a proper power source. But, this has left in a minor predicament.

Namely, doing hunt and peck typing, as I have no space for my keyboard. As you're probably aware, that kind of typing really bites the big one. And because of that, we decided to leave behind a link to a ye olden post from my first blog Cedar's Mountain: This post deals with CT's 2011 state budget, but if you change the year to 2020, the same taxation issues and lack of fiscal sanity still applies.

Tune in next week to see if things are back to normal, or if I'm still doing the old hunt and peck.

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