Episode #326: The Family Bookcase {6}: Dictionaries

I caught my parakeet in an unguarded moment the other day. I usually see them using their swing at night when I'm about to cover them up, so when I was going about making my lunch and saw them, I took a few pics. The clipped curtain is so that they can peek through the window to see the outside word.

Way back in the day, when computers were either a nifty concept or something reserved for the academic word and the Internet existed in the windmills of the minds of those same academics, we had these various times called "dictionaries" and "thesauruses", that we would use when we were doing various projects that required a degree of brain cells usage that simply isn't done today.

These times often came in various sizes and lengths, depending on your personal situation. You had bulky desk top sizes that naturally stayed on your desk, small pocket sizes that you could take with you or throw into your desk, and finally, you had mid-size versions that you could either throw in your desk or stand on your desk.

For some bizarre reason, our family bookcase has between one-half and one dozen types of dictionaries (usually Websters) from various decades. Why? Your guess is as good as mine. I know a couple of them were mine: a pocket version and a regular version of Webster dictionaries. I think I even had a pocket version of Rogets at one point.

Anyways, both items were great to have back in the day. Just like the Yellow Pages, you would let your fingers do the walking, especially if you were hard at work writing a letter or some business correspondence, or even if you were playing a board game or a crossword puzzle.

(pauses for a very long moment as something in his brain loudly snaps, crackles and pops into the forefront of his cranial cavity)

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(and now, he's back, just like a tired rock band from the 80s who doesn't know when to retire)

You know when you get that feeling about a particular idea, and you become excited and gung-ho and you're just itching to act on it, and you dive in head first with gusto? And you frenetically pound away on your keyboard with enough energy to wake up an elderly senator from a blue state?

And suddenly, you crash and burn like someone who's been up for 36 hours straight, as that idea says, "nope, I am out of here, good luck to you," and you're left wondering how did I get here?

Well,. how did we get here?

We got here, as I had eloquently explained in a 93 word word salad that starts with "you know..." and ends with "get here?", or for those who have a terminal case of short attention span, we can sum it up in four distinct part harmonies. Quotated.

1. We have idea. We must act on idea.
2. We are acting on idea. We are smart.
3. Idea suddenly runs to the hills like a coward.
4. Words dry up.

Basically, what I thought was a good idea at the beginning, like I wrote it on a blog post to-do list good idea, turned out to be what Daffy Duck would often brag about, mediocre.

So we wound up using memorable snippets from the following people/items to save the post, in no particular order of importance.

1. Senators from a majority of Blue states (like mine) qualified for social security some twenty years ago.
2. A popular meme/GIF of someone exponentially destroying their keyboard.
3. King of the Hill.
4. Talking Heads.
5. Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant"-1st version.
6. Star Trek: TNG.
7. Daffy Duck cartoons.

Okay, the last one everyone could figure out because I stated directly where I was quoting from. In any event, we managed to complete a Tiny Tim dash to the end zone with this blog post. It certainly wasn't pretty, it certainly wasn't neat, but it got the job done.

A Happy Monday to one and all, and remember, The Happy Monday's was a popular true alternative music rock band.

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