Episode #298: A Smattering Of Ideas & A Plethora Of Verbiage

As the title of the blog post suggests, we have a smattering of ideas to play with. Why? Because our tired brain (allergies that morphed into a good old fashioned chest cold) couldn't quite come up with one solid idea in which to latch upon. A plethora of verbiage? Well...duh. I are a writer, are I not? Writers are known for pumping out all forms of grammar onto the digital page in the vain hopes that they will magically reassemble into semi-coherant sentences.

Caught this little birdie tripping across the hood of my car the other day.

So I thought that since I have multiple ideas for blog posts, today's post will lightly touch up on those ideas, which in turn, we hope, become a meaty post. So to quote John Cleese, let us begin at the beginning.

#1: I decided to start another novel. 

I'm pretty sure everyone is saying, "well, duh. that's what writers are supposed to do." And you would be correct in every sense of the word. However, at this particular juncture, I was/am quite happy churning out short stories, as I was taking a much needed break from novel writing (I had just finished my five volume fantasy series earlier this year, and I don't intend to seriously start diving into it until about this time next year). 

But one of the short stories I had written started calling out to me. Like, "I want to be a novel!" So I said, "why not?" And because I absolutely love a challenge, the story in question fits more like a chapter of a novel than an actual beginning of a novel. So the challenge for me has been to build a novel that comfortably surrounds that story, plus a few actual plot lines to make it gel. Oh and, need to rewrite the story to make it fit a particular time period. Oh and, decide how much fantasy it needs to be infused with. Fun, fun, fun!

#2: I joined another writer's group.

I did quite a bit of searching on Facebook this past summer for another writer's group (to refresh: I got suspended/blackballed/gaslighted from my previous writer's group for posting a link to a blog post that I had previously cleared with one of the admins), which required me to really study/parse out the group rules for each potential group. Suffice to say, there were a few who had rules that in good conscience I could not follow, so they were dropped from consideration.

The one that I did join had rules that I could comfortably live with, and I was able to get clarification on a few of the rules posted. I also found out that every single post made in the group had to be approved by the creator of the group (group has a five to six digit membership).

One of the curious aspects of this group was its complete loathing of anything associated with AI writing. Posting AI covers were verboten (except for show and tell when people were trying to explain a vision for a cover) as well as AI created snippets. Overall this group has been an eye-opener for me, with all the good information/writing tips that I've been able to acquire from other successful writers. I think this one is going to help me in the long run.

3#: My bookcase.

I have a warped sense of humor. I grew up in the 70's & 80's, where humor was raw, offensive and no one had zero f's to give if other people where offended. So naturally I would be on the lookout for books and audio that would cater to my particular taste in humor (e.g. Steve Martin & Cheech and Chong for audio, say Bloom County for the written word).

I found this fascinating book at my local B & N some 15 years ago, because bad humor has always been my thing. James Napoli is a well known writer, comedy performer and filmmaker who has eight other books in the same warped humor vein as this one.

Sarcasm is great to listen to, and even funnier to read about, and this book covers general sarcasm from Alpha to Zed. The cool thing about this book, is that the sarcasm for the topics involved still rings true 15 years later.

Examples: 

Canada-free healthcare, low crime, birthplace of William Shatner. two out three ain't bad.

Dress-something that does not, I said not, make you look fat.

Health-a type of insurance plan that covers everything but the rare condition you managed to come down with.

Haircut-something a man would notice his girlfriend had gotten only if she came home bald.

If you like the kind of humor that was popular in the 2010's, he can be found on Amazon, which seems to be still active and in print.

And that, is that, although that is not this, nor is this that or the other thing. Either way, was this trip really necessary and I don't think I'll be making that left turn at Albuquerque again anytime soon. I think my best bet would be to run to the hills, or yell, "Run Lola Run!"

{c} 2025 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Episode #297: The Family Bookcase {3}

Before we get into the meaty part of the blog post, a little rant is in order. To refresh, back in the day, I had Yahoo! as my main e-mail provider. That didn't last very long as I eventually moved over to Hotmail and Gmail as my two main e-mail providers, leaving Yahoo! to collect all kinds of junk mail (this turned out to be a smart move as Yahoo! was hacked some 12 years ago, in what turned out to be the largest data breech in history).

Anywho, I'm getting very disappointed with the quality and the amount of spam that I have been receiving at my Yahoo! addys. I feel so neglected and unwanted because I no longer have any decent micro fiction stories to read any more.

Now, the meaty part.

I have two more book choices I want to pontificate on, with one of them actually being my wife's. She's the epitome of a non-reader as she averages about one book read every seven years, shorter if something piques her curiosity. Maybe. Anyways, she was prompted to buy this book because she got hooked into the original version of the BBC series that was shown on PBS back in the day.

Now personally, I'm not quite sure how I found my way to the James Herriot book series. I distinctly remember reading the entire massive four book hardcover series (which after doing a bit of research for this post, was a compilation of his other books) that I had borrowed from my public library. I also remember listening to the books on tape versions that were read by the lead actor of the BBC series Christopher Timothy, so I'm guessing I made it to the book series that way. And of course, I watched the BBC series on PBS back in the 80's and 90's.

For the uninitiated, James Herriot was the pen name of English vet James White (who had good biography written by his son some several years after his death) and his adventures working as both a big animal and little animal vet in Yorkshire, England.

If you enjoy animal stories, as well as stories about the veterinary trade and life living in rural England, I highly recommend this wonderful author, his book series and the original version of the BBC series that ran in the 80's/90's (I can't speak of the reboot, as I did not have the opportunity to watch it), because if a writer can get my very non-book reading wife interested in reading, imagine what they can do for a member of your family.

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With this particular book, the back story is usually the same as how other books are acquired in this house: I have no idea. 

And to be brutally honest, I have no idea how this book caught my eye, beyond the cover catching my attention. There wasn't much of a back cover blurb beyond a few blurbs by three well known publishers of the day (1982), and I don't believe that I had developed my book choosing routine yet.

Curious fact about this book, the copy that you see is actually part of the second run of the mass-market version, and the third version (as of 1982) overall. I did a bit of research for this book as well, just to satisfy my curiosity and the first author listed was/is quite prolific and well known in the sci-fi genre.

Looking back on this novel, which is set in a futuristic version of  California (that we desperately wish was still around) that suffered through the upheavals of a global war, the use of RPG's (for the uninitiated, role playing games, e.g. Magic the Gathering or D&D) as the main setting for a very interesting murder mystery was something I don't believe I read previously.

I didn't do too much of a dive for this post beyond checking for the catalyst of this story, the murder itself (which is actually quite ingenious for its time and I've only seen used one before in a Keanu Reeves/Dan Aykroyd movie), as I wanted to make sure that I wasn't misremembering a key part of this book. The book itself is quite yellowed with age, so I didn't want to risk losing pages from opening the book too wide.

I found this book to be interesting enough for me to consume quickly (how quickly I cannot say, other than there was a very long stretch of time where I consumed books in the same manner that frat boys would consume beer in a week). I don't remember what my opinion of the book was back then either, but it did manage to stick in memory just enough over the decades that some 35+ years later I'm able to write about with a good deal of clarity.

What I can say with confidence was that I truly enjoyed this book, especially one that clocked in over 400 pages. I'm quite particular when it comes to reading sci-fi and the various sub-genres that fall under that umbrella, where I lean more towards stand-alones than series. I do like series, but when they go on for far too long (Robert Jordan soured me on fantasy series in more ways than you can possibly imagine) is where I have a tendency to say "no mas".

With that being said, I hope you enjoy this latest chapter of my family bookcase. I highly recommend both books, as well as both authors, as they seem to have enough of a back catalog to keep you occupied for quite a while.

{c} 2025 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Episode #296: It's Grammering Time!

Family decided to do something a little different this year by actually putting up decorations in a spot that is high visibility.

In blogging news, it seems the bots finally filled their USB stick and went home to download a terra-byte of collected data for who knows what, as my page views are back to normal for the first time in two months.

So with the bots hightailing it out of the blog world, hopefully never to return for another decade or two, it leaves me with a tiny bit of a quandary: do I continue down the new path that I had to involuntarily chart, or do I casually add an old element or two back into the mix?

It is a tough decision, because on one hand, I made a commitment that I shouldn't back out from; but on the other hand, I made a commitment that I shouldn't back out from.

The above question is a little rhetorical, since I do plan on dipping my toes into the proverbial mud puddle to see what kind of response I will get, if any. Wish me luck.

I finally, unequivocally, with a solid degree of certainty, put my five volume fantasy series "Sister v Sister" on the last train to Clarksville, where only a pedi-cab will meet them at the station and take them on a journey for self-reflection for the next several months. I had decided, mostly because I was in a funk with my latest attempt at writing a novella (no real writer's block, just the conundrum of how to use a short story as a starting point for a novella), to finish writing out my bullet point chapter synopses for my fantasy series. Having left off at chapter 96, it took me about 1 1/2 months to create the remaining 24 chapters (totaled about 75 pages).

Naturally this left me with a plethora of time on my gnarly little hands. And you know a writer with time on their hands and a jumbled mess of brain cells desperately wanting to focus on something worthwhile, no matter how shallow or tenuous it may be. I eventually focused on writing a blog post, and since I had quite a bit of time on my hands, I wrote it out with pen & paper.

The topic of this initial post was something I had been mulling about for quite some time: the unrealistic portrayal of gay characters in novels. Now this is probably a hot button topic for those who've done at least three times the amount of reading that I've done in a quarter in one month, but this was something I really wanted to elaborate on and explain my thought process on portraying at least 20% of my characters as gay/lesbian/bi realistically as humanly possible, based on the societal norms of today and yesterday.

This post ultimately turned into something that I haven't really attempted since my high school days (that's more than 40 years ago for those of you keeping track), an essay, which in this particular instance, was an essay totaling over 7k words. Now considering the amount of aggravation that I was going through with the bots, combined with the hypersensitive faux triggering in today's culture, I made a conscious decision to not post the end result to this blog, but to create a section containing essays in another short story collection that I've been working on for the past several months.

I know there are a certain subset of people who like to take offense when people write about situations that they've never had personal experience with, and it's these people that my essay is geared towards. In general, I explained my rationale for writing what I personally believe are realistic scenarios that the gay community would sometimes face, either passive aggressively, all purpose aggression, or in some instances, with acceptance and empathy.

Believe it or not, I don't mind explaining my rationale behind why I write what I write to other people, as it forces me to step outside of my comfort zone (I'm a weird anomaly, in that I'm an introvert in the real world, but quite extroverted in the digital world). It's definitely not easy stepping out of one's comfort zone, especially when you're half introvert/half extrovert, but it's something that I'm incrementally working on.

I do have other ideas for essays, some of which pertain to other aspects of my writing life, that I have no doubt I will enjoy expounding on. Because, as well all know, a busy writer is a happy writer, no matter what he/she has chosen for a topic/format to write about/write in.

{c} 2025 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Episode #295: My Bookcase {2}: Time Life Books

Back in the 1970's through the early 90's, Time-Life book series were, more often than not, the pinnacle of craftsmanship. The type of craftsmanship that you don't usually see, unless you're participating in a Kickstarter project where one of the pledge levels features a leather bound book cover, Gilded pages and other fine material that goes into a limited edition book, which is capped off with an exquisitely detailed/thoroughly research story of non-fiction or fiction.

I had first come across one of these series called "The Old West" when I was a middle school student (that's circa '76/'77), and of course what got me interested was the cool photos of dead people (saw a pic of scalped soldier, which is still seared in my memory banks 50+ years later). But what stood out to me to begin with was the leather cover/binding, because to a kid anything out of the ordinary was a must touch/see.

Fast forward to now, or rather, the early 90's. The early 90's version of me was dropping serious money on Time-Life music cassettes (yes, I know, I know), when I decided to pay attention to one of the inserts about their many book series. I'm a US Civil War buff, so two of the book series stood out to me: one was a repro series of Civil War memoirs (ultimately 32 volumes) called "Collectors Library of The Civil War", while the other was one of those leather bound US Civil War series called "US Civil War" (yes, not very original), which totaled 28 volumes.

I also have a very short series on True Crime (9 volumes), but the two mentioned above are the ones I'm most proud of, and they will be the focus of today's post. I would like to note that these three book series were my biggest outlay of funds for book purchasing, and in fact, the total outlay, conservatively speaking $1,400 in 1980's dollars, has not yet been matched by my 30+ years worth of book purchases since.

So without further ado, two brief synopses of my favorite Time-Life book series.

Something that was quite prevalent in the late 19th century, were memoirs written of wartime experiences, either directly (e.g. soldier, spy, military officer) or indirectly (e.g civilian on the home front or part of the rear command), so the book series "The Collector's Library of the Civil War" features diverse topics such as: 

The Citizen Soldier (both sides relied heavily on the military draft/volunteers);

Army life in a Black regiment (self-explanatory);

The capitol of the Confederacy, Richmond VA;

The book pictured on your right.

All of which were written by the actual participants to the topics in question. These are the kind of books that good historians thrive upon, as they can give one a more in-depth look at a particular event in history, which in this case is the US Civil War. This conflict affected a wide swath of people on so many levels that only by reading the various memoirs of those who participated can one truly appreciate the magnitude of this monumental conflict. 

I do want to note that I haven't read any of those books. These books are so well crafted that even 35+ years later, I'm still afraid to crack any of them open beyond a couple of inches for fear of somehow damaging them with my bad hands. But as many are want to say, one can never say never.

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This particular series is one that I've actually read all 27 volumes of (28th volume is the master index) from cover to cover back in the early 90's. 

It covers the entire US Civil War, from the events leading up to the Civil War (1st volume is called "Brother vs Brother"), and everything connected with the war itself: the various military campaigns in the various theaters of the war, such as the one picture to the right, which features the Rebels counter offensive in two different battles; the life of a typical soldier, the extensive involvement of civilians, and of course, the surrender and assassination. 

The articles/essays are expertly written with not a smidgen of bias to be found (which is a novel concept in today's journalism); are easily digestible/understandable to the average person who only has a smattering to zero knowledge about the Civil War; and are written in such a way that when you're done, they'll make want to search out more books on whatever topic that has piqued your curiosity.

Time-Life Books, when they were around (sold in 2003, and ended business in 2024), created a quality product that was basically sold directly as a subscription and is still highly desirable today. As an example, the Old West series I had mentioned at the beginning, I found for sale on Etsy for about $230. If you can find any of their book series, and they produced quite a lot in their many decades of existence, I highly recommend purchasing them, as they both a fascinating read and a research culture encyclopedia.

{c} 2025 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved