Episode #244: Still Entertaining Myself Weakly...But Happily

Once again successfully testing out my theory that you can find a non-fiction book on just about any topic you can think of. This is my latest gently used book purchase from my local public library. The main topic is drinking and partying throughout the centuries.

You're welcome.

Today's fun filled topic was last touched upon by me back in the Spring/Summer of 2023: podcasts. 

At this point in my life, I have basically given up listening to music during my twice daily walks, as the major music platform that I use for music {TuneIn} is not very good. It's decent, to a certain degree, for podcast listening.

The other major platform that I use is IHeart. Say what you want about IHeart Radio, but they do have their act together when it comes to media. IHeart is what Audacy, Spotify and TuneIn strive to be. This ends the editorialization part of today's post, so now we move on to the entree portion of the post.

Podcasts.

I rarely listen to music while walking these days. I think it's due to three reasons: unhappiness with my music app TuneIn (a multitude of reasons that boil down to how they run their business stupider, not smarter); the finickiness of using Chrome in a non-app format while in a semi-dead zone town and in the summer Baseball via the MLB app.

Podcasts for me have become the logical successor for audiobooks. Now to be fair, I haven't listened to audiobooks since the early 1990's when they were available exclusively in the cassette/CD format (yes, showing my age here) and I'm very leery in general of purchasing something in an exclusively digital format (which is why I never got into downloading MP3's and the like). I won't bore you with even the T.L.;D.R. version of how I came into the world of podcasts, but instead will skip right to what keeps my usually short attention span occupied when I'm doing something healthy like walking. 

I currently have a set list of 26 podcasts that I listen to on a rotating ten day basis (during the summer, it can take me up to two weeks to run the circuit), along with a few one and dones, and four YouTube channels. I would like to share those podcasts with you, so that you can get another glimpse of what piques my curiosity and will often dictate what I read and/or write. 

I would also like to note that a lot of these podcasts have fascinating websites attached to them as well, and those are worth looking at too.

1. Stuff You Missed In History Class: the title says it all. From what I understand, this podcast has been around since the mid 2000s, and the running gag on the podcast is when people write in to say they have earned their PhD by listening to the entire back catalog. No topic or person too obscure or well known is off limits to them and it's well worth a listen to.
2. Dark Downeast: This is a fantastic true crime podcast that specializes in New England crime. I'm currently going through the back catalog while listening to current episodes and I highly recommend it as well.
3. Legends Of The Old West: A great podcast that covers everything associated with the Old West. The host recently came out with a book covering a period of the Indian Wars of the late 19th century.
4. Park Predators: another true crime podcast that specializes in the National Park System and has occasional episodes based overseas.
5. Criminalia: A very odd true crime podcast that will take a in-depth look at a particular type of crime per season, (e.g. arson, poisoning, patent medicines) and as a bonus will create a cocktail/mocktail for each episode. They currently have a book due out later this year.
6. Cautionary Tales: It's a bit hard to pin down just exactly what this podcast is about beyond the title. Very cool podcast that often tells two stories covering different viewpoints on a given topic/problem/issue.
7. The Big Flop: As it title states, this podcast covers the well known blunders and public mistakes of companies and people (e.g. the Fyre Festival, Janet Jackson debacle, and the Willy Wonka debacle in the UK).
8. Infamous America: this is a companion podcast to the Legends Of the Old West, as it's produced by the same media company. They cover well known historical infamous events/people (e.g. The Black Sox scandal, DB Cooper, Willie Sutton and the Zodiac Killer).
9. Mobituaries: this podcast deals with the lives/legacies of well known people/events (e.g June Foray, John Denver, Wanda LaPage and a PBS show he was a writer on called Wishbone). Created by Mo Rocca, he's also written a couple of books about this topic. 
10. History On Trial: this podcast focuses on historical trials that affect crime and punishment, along with the lasting aftereffect. (e.g. the abolishment of the "3rd degree", obscenity, defamation, adultery)
11. The Wild: this podcast covers all things nature, wildlife and the environment. Based out of Seattle, hosted by environmentalist Chris Morgan, it's a very informative and entertaining look at the world around us (e.g. bears, the fragile ecosystem in certain areas, the Cascades and wolves)
12. The Curious History of Your House: is exactly as it states. Covers the history of everyday objects, hosted by domestic historian Ruth Goodman (e.g. windows, bathrooms, utensils and board games).
13. The Mets Pod: Self explanatory, but this pod takes over a previous NY Mets podcast that was getting to be maddeningly inconsistent when it came to publishing. This one is actually owned by SNY TV (sports home of Met, Jets, Nets, Knicks and I believe UCONN still).
14. Which Game First: this is a podcast produced by a cousin of mine, who covers the RPG/board game industry. They review all sorts of games, attend/put on conventions, weekly live stream their gaming. A very cool podcast that's been going on for about 6 years.
15. The People's Recorder: not sure if this is simply a one-off or not, but this podcast covers the WPA Writer's Project of the pre-WWII years, with an emphasize on the forgotten/overlooked communities of the time period (aka, everyone who wasn't White). Highly informative, with recent episodes covering Indigenous people and former slaves. I found this one via another podcast on this list called "Sidedoor".
16. Scamfluencers; this one covers all kinds of scams that have taken place. Some well known, like the eighteen year old masquerading as a doctor and the Fyre Festival, others a bit more obscure, like a woman who drove a town into bankruptcy/receivership to fund her lifestyle of breeding show horses and the entrepreneur who scammed his way to opening a well known ski resort in Vermont. 
17. Small Town Dicks: this is a true crime podcast that has a special emphasis on small town crime, mostly in the US, with the occasional foray into Scotland and Australia. They recently aired a six part series on the first modern murder investigation (that is, one that first used the forensic techniques that are commonplace today). This one is hosted and produced by Yeardley Smith.
18. Sidedoor: this is a podcast produced/created by the Smithsonian Institute, so the topics are often based mostly from items in the various collections housed there. A recent episode covered the history of women winning the right to have credit cards/loans in their own names.
19. Criminal Attorney: I believe this is a one-off and I'm not sure if its non-fiction or fiction. I just heard the promo for it, and a podcast about a criminal defense attorney drawing the ire of the FBI can't be all that bad, right?
20. Empire City: this one is a bit of an outlier for me, in that it's a critical history of the NYPD, told by a journalist/activist that leans a little more left politically than I'm personally comfortable with. Having said that, so far it's been a good deep dive into one of America's top three major police departments (other being Chicago and LA, in my opinion). I also believe this one is a one-off as well, although I could be wrong.

A minor break here, as I wanted to briefly highlight four YouTube channels that often make it into my podcast rotation. Three are political in nature that are moderate/conservative, but the fourth is a writing related channel that started earlier in the year called "Only Murders In My Mind", which is about the wonderful world of crime writing (true crime and all kinds of murder mysteries). It's hosted by three well known UK crime/mystery writers and I highly recommend it. They too have a blog associated with the channel as well.

1. Tides of History: Almost no explanation needed. From 2017 thru 2019, this podcast dealt with the history of the Middle Ages through the Italian Renaissance. From 2020 to the present, he switched gears and started covering pre-history, the Stone age, Bronze Age, the Iron Age and is currently making his way back to the Middle Ages. If you like world history, this is a fantastic podcast to check out.
2. American History Tellers: also self-explanatory, this podcast deals with American History and other connected world events. Topics of recent note include Tulsa Race Massacre, the Space Race and the First Ladies Of the White House. He also hosts the next podcasts on this list, as well as one from 2020 called American Elections/Wicked Games.
3. American Scandals: Also self-explanatory, this once covers American Scandals, of recent note were The Teapot Dome Scandal, The Titanic and Watergate.
4. Business Wars: this one covers battles between different businesses. Of recent note, Coke v Pepsi, ESPN v FoxSports, CNN v FoxNews and Fender v Gibson.
5. British Scandals: just like the one mentioned above, except the focus is on Britain, of recent note, Jeffrey Archer, Oasis, The Peru Two and the man who faked an around the globe boat race.
6. Decoding the Unknown: this podcast/YouTube channel covers all kinds of well known mysteries, including Avril Lavigne, The Man in Black, Lost Tomb of Alexander the Great and Nazi gold. This podcast/YouTube channel is hosted by Simon Whistler, who has nearly one dozen total channels under this belt that you should check out.
7. The Casual Criminalist: this is another podcast/YouTube channel hosted by Simon Whistler. The pleasant thing about this one and the previous is that he really puts his dry sense of humor to the test, so in spite of the gruesomely dark subject matter, he really does make it very enjoyable to listen to. Topics include just any well known murder(s) you can think of between the 19th and 21st century.
8. Grating the Nutmeg: this one I found via random FB page suggestion. This covers the very entertaining topic of Connecticut history, which they must be doing very well as they're coming up to their 200th episode. While it doesn't seem like a lot, they do publish on a bi-monthly basis, which puts their born on date around the late 2010's. Highly recommend if you want to learn the history of a seldom mentioned original colony.

To sum all of this up, this is what passes for literary entertainment in my tiny slice of the universe. If you're into podcasts, please give these a look see, you won't be disappointed if you do. However, I will give you a fair warning about the two Simon Whistler channels: he really does very deep dives, as each episode can range anywhere from 55 minutes to almost 2 1/2 hours in length. 

Have a fantastic Monday everyone! And remember, Christmas is just around the corner, at least according to the advertisers.

{c} 2024 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Episode #243: I'm Sorry, What Was Your Name Again?

Another lovely chalk drawing created during the annual Newington Waterfall Festival, which is the official goodbye to summer and a timid hello to autumn.

I love creating throwaway characters for my stories. You just give them a few characteristics and a reason for being in your scene, then POOF!, they're discarded like a celeb's political opinion, never to be heard from again. Usually.

However, while I love creating throwaway characters, I do have a small issue when it comes to giving them a....bleech...name. When I have to plaster their entire being with a name, it usually means that this person can't be deposed of like a celeb's political opinion, but instead you have to give them the short attention span treatment.

Which is easier said than done. But...I do have secret guilty pleasure when it comes to slapping a moniker on a throwaway: giving them the most horrendously puerile name that I have stashed in my memory.

I know you know what I'm talking about. There are names that we have heard used back in the day in books, movies, radio and t.v., that automatically makes us want to use a spoon for gagging purposes. That's right, they're the kind of names that you can instantly conjure a bad stereotype of right off the bat (think of Ralph Wiggins from the Simpsons), whether they're male or female.

I actually have a short catalog of annoying names, mostly male, that I draw from when I have a character that appears in the story just a shade longer than a "blink and you'll miss" cameo. I say 'mostly male', because the majority of my stories skewer quite heavily towards women and I cannot bring myself to write those kind of obnoxious people as female.

For example, I use the name Melvin quite a lot in my stories. Back in the day, I rank the name 'Melvin' right up there with 'Myron' and 'Eugene' for names that I instantly dislike {equivalent would be those cute kitty memes/pics that often can induce rage among the populace}. So I often use the name for very unlikable characters that need to stick around longer than a "blink and you'll miss him" cameo.

In an upcoming novella, I had a character that was key to moving a few plot points along, even though each encounter lasted less than two total paragraphs (had three appearances in total). So naturally he gained the sobriquet of 'Melvin'. 

Melvin was one of those greasy fat blobs of a human being that seemed to live in his car 24/7/365 and was one of those annoying little druggies who thought he was hot stuff with his dealer and the ladies he would come across {what we would probably call today, an 'incel'}. Melvin was easily intimidated by anyone who had displayed just a tiny whiff of intolerance to his verbal vomit, so naturally, he became a verbal/physical punching bag to those who could actually back up what they were saying to him. So he was the perfect throwaway character that showed up, drank your beer, scarfed down your nachos, insulted your female guests, then left with his tail between his legs.

In my current novella, I managed to use quite a few throwaways that lasted less than three pages for each appearance: generic wannabe tough guys, corrupt cops, various members of a large collection agency, even an atypical druggie and pimp. All nameless and all were used to simply move the story along. I believe this was the first story where I didn't need to tack on a name for a long term throwaway, as everyone who was named was an essential character to the story.

In my current project, because I had so many plotlines going, the unfortunate aspect of naming my throwaways had to be deployed. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to keep the usage of each throwaway character to a manageable level, so in essence, they started drifting from throwaway to additional. But, and this is a big one, I actually had to go back in time to make sure that I wasn't repeating any of the names for those throwaways, because each and every character was injected with just enough personality to make them unique.

So the throwaways for this story with names were as follows: a Lothario teacher (Leonid), a peasant (Simon), a chatty horse who doesn't know when to stay silent (Lawrence), a well-respected teacher among his pupils (Mr. Percival), a group of humanoids (Arturo, Isiah, Louis, Anatole) and one dog (Cerberus). All of these charming people were essential to moving the various plotlines along.

Now comes the part that all writers can enjoy creating: throwaways with no names.

Those are much more fun to play with, as it's one of the few times that you can use a blatant stereotype in order to move a plot a long/showcase your protagonist/antagonist in their particular element without the reader getting too much annoyed with you. At least if you're putting that particular throwaway in their place.

Need a way to showcase a character's ability to inflict broken bones/leave a lasting impression by only touching them? Create a stereotypical brutish drunkard with more brawn than brain cells. For added hilarity, imply that the man might be from the Old West. To leave a lasting impression, create a stereotypical foppish palace courtier that is all bark and no bite. Need a way to showcase a character's acerbic wit that can cut a Sequoia down to kindling? Create a pompous Kevin/Karen who likes to name drop "important friends".

There are virtually an endless amount of opportunities to create throwaway characters that are both cannon fodder and move a particular plot point along. You don't need to pour a multitude of character development for a throwaway character. Remember, people playing a red shirt member of Star Trek or a starship trooper from Star Wars were there just to collect a paycheck. No more, no less. Your throwaway character is there to just collect a paycheck, only in the form of actual dialogue. No more, no less.

Have a fun filled happy Monday, and remember, every person deserves their moment in the sun, but not every person deserves to have multiple moments in the sun.

{c} 2024 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Episode #242: We Haz Scribbles And Pictures!

The sun was looking especially inviting the day after the rainstorm the prior weekend to this post, so I took a few dozen steps inside for a few pics. Not quite Autumn in this part of New England yet.

This post will be a short two-fer, in that part one is a brief writing update, while part two will be linking up to my picture blog.

Here is part the 1st: the writing update.

Sometimes doing the most mundane things in life often can be the impetus to working out a satisfactory conclusion to a thorny issue. Which in this case is something that I've recently written about here a few weeks ago: a title. 

But, first things first. We are now into the home stretch of completing our four part lo-fantasy series, in that the final confrontation will be commencing very soon, which I hope will tie up at least a half dozen plot lines to a satisfactory conclusion.

We are currently sitting at 102 total chapters, of which 101 have been transcribed, totaling 494,751 words. Now before you act on the popular acronym of WTF?!, let me enlighten you on something: those chapters will be properly broken down to the appropriate volumes once I go through the initial round of edits, because there is no way that particular numbering will stay exactly like that. I may be a bit eccentric with my writing, but not that eccentric.

Now, onto the other issue, the title. As I hinted at, the mundane thing I was performing was one of my twice daily walks while listening to podcasts. Sometimes, when I'm listening to a topic that doesn't quite keep my short attention span occupied, my mind will wander about on the inside. That wandering about eventually came up with a base title for my series: Sister vs Sister.

Now I know it sounds cliche, but when you boil down all of the plotlines contained within, it basically comes out to two sisters, one that knows the other exists while the other doesn't know she has a sister, battling over the possession of one sister's husband.

So, this overall title actually completes my title search, as I had already come up with the titles for the remaining four books: The Kidnapping, The Campsite, The Retrieval I and the Retrieval II {although the last two are not quite set in stone just yet}.

And now for part the 2nd, pictures.

I've decided to make my picture blog into a bi-monthly occurrence, as it gives me something lighthearted and fun to do with all the pictures that I got hanging around on Google. This particular post deals with the theme of All Hallow's Eve, so I sincerely hope you take a short stroll over to my picture blog to check it out.

Pictures For Smarties!

{c} 2024 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved

Episode #241: Hello! And You Are...?

This is one of my newer little friends that my muse was kind enough to introduce me to, as apparently I now need someone to keep me properly motivated with my writing. I think she's trying to tell me something.

A few weeks ago, I had participated in a small conversational thread, on a favorite YouTube channel that I subscribe to, about old fashioned names {the Reddit story in question was about the poster's sister mocking him for naming his child 'Lyric', and the sister was enamored with old/classic names}. The conversation thread got me to thinking about old fashioned names in general and how they're used in today's world.

I wasn't a big fan of the old fashioned names early on, mostly due to the only exposure that I had to them was like everyone else: Hollywood {period t.v. shows, period movies and cartoons} and books. It wasn't until I had started my first state government job back in 1996, helping microfilm old CT newspapers, that I had decided to take a more serious interest in what we now consider to be old-fashioned/classic names.

Fast forward to roughly 15 years ago, when I decided to get serious about my writing. One of the first items on my list to tackle was how to properly name my characters, both male and female, so that the names would more accurately reflect the type of person I was writing them to be. Which basically meant that I didn't want to either use short versions of popular names {e.g. John, Kate, Chuck} or popular American English names {e.g. Matthew, Mel, Rich}. So this left me using other sources to come up with interesting first names that would accurately reflect the character I'm creating.

The road to interesting names is paved with pop culture, history, foreign languages and the Internet. To whit:

1} Pop culture: drawing on this particular item required me to search the memories of my life, specifically the world of Warner Brother cartoons, where all kinds of interesting names were used, abused and mocked. This went hand in hand with point #2.

2} History: I spent 1996 thru 2003 working with late 18th thru early 20th century newspapers, so this gave me a surprisingly in-depth education on the societal norms and habits of those eras, of which one was the first names of men and women. Almost to a fault, the full proper version of a name was used publicly, which I was eventually able to turn on its head once I had gotten serious about my writing.

3} Foreign languages: this basically worked hand-in-hand with the Internet, since a lot of the names I was brainstorming sounded way cooler after they were run through a foreign language {e.g. Spanish, Italian}. This led directly to #4.

4} The Internet: since going to the library nowadays, while a good place to do research, was not conducive to the almost ADHD style of research that I would typically undertake when writing a story {focus? what's that?}. Thus, the Internet was a very key tool when it came to researching character names, especially when I was struck with a whim of "hey, I wonder what this would sound like in French or what's the equivalent in Norse mythology?" {note, those were actual search terms used by me}.

So, armed with this vast not-quite-encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture/history, off I went in search of using names that were slightly different from the contemporaries but fit quite snugly in a given story. Let me give you three examples where I've successfully applied this philosophy.

A} My current novella, The Mortality of Familial Love, features an eclectic mix of character names that were chosen from all of the aforementioned points. Three of the main character names were Dmitri, Charles and Kaitlyn, while a few secondary characters had names of Amaliya, Andrik and Niles.

So I'm a big fan of using Slavic/Russian names for both good/bad/amoral characters; using alternate spellings of traditional names and using names directly inspired from t.v. shows. I'm also a major fan of using traditional names in general for some of my stronger characters, no matter where they fall on that tri-scale of good/bad/amoral.

B} Novella with a potential publishing date of 2025. This one I went a little hog wild by using all the aforementioned points, with the names falling under the entire tri-scale of good/bad/amoral. I did use a nickname or two, along with an alternative spelling for a few others. I will note that some of the following names were recycled for example C, because there are times where selective recycling of names is a good thing.

Names that I had chosen were: Jon, Alexia, Bradley (trad no nickname), Terrance (trad no nickname), Freddy/Frederick, Melvin, Claire, Virgil, and Xandra.

Again, the bulk of the names chosen were mostly old traditional names, which actually fit with the basic plotline that centers around two local criminal organizations that were vying for dominance in their home state. To me, using traditional names, no matter the gender, signifies respect, albeit 18th & 19th century style of respect, where nicknames were not really used.

C} My current lo-fantasy project. This is where I really went feral hog wild with choosing my character names, in which I had applied everything from the original four points plus others like different spellings.

I won't go into redundant detail on the names that I had actually chosen, as those could be found in this particular post from the Spring, but I will go into some of the background as to where they had originated from.

I originally wanted to say that at least five of the original character names were brought over to the new series, but after giving it some thought, only two and a half were brought over: Jhon and Adeola, with Myla's alternate name of Alicia being brought over. Everything else was created from scratch using sources as diverse as: Greek mythology; real life; a reader's poll; Spanish and Italian translation; very traditional names, with source material alternating between WB cartoons/old newspapers/classic television from the 70's/period history. We then detoured to classic literature, 19th century Europe and modern life. 

In short, we tried to select names that closely mirrored the kind of character we had in mind to create. I think the biggest mistake one can make as a writer is to choose names that are the proverbial square peg to the character's proverbial round hole. For me, it's something that I can picture quite clearly in my mind that this character needs this particular type of name attached to them.

Over the years it's been a hard struggle to choose names for my characters, and even a harder struggle not to reuse a particular name as a lead character no more than three times in consecutive stories. But I am trying my very best with my selection of names for my lead characters, whether they're male or female.

Within the next few weeks, look for a post where I talk about how I choose names for characters that are either throwaways or hang around long enough to advance a given story arc.

{c} 2024 by G.B. Miller. All Rights Reserved